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Thursday, 13 September 2007

Unsuccessful monkey

I was unfortunate enough not to be selected at the meeting on Wednesday evening to be the prospective Conservative candidate for the constituency of Cùl-mhùtaireachd Coicèin. I'm a dejected little monkey now.

And no, the promotional video did not help. BT are such in the little town of Pog-Mo-Thoin (where the meeting was held) that it seems they've only just got dial-up. That's why no blogging for a few days. I caught a stray wireless signal across the water from Stornoway at one point, but then it was gone, like, like... something that goes.

I only have a few minutes as I'm just changing buses in Glasgow again, stealing a wireless signal from a local office, in Buchanan Street Bus Station, so I can't write any more just now. I'll write some more soon when I get back to Ludlow. I'm off to get a banana in batter in batter in batter in batter (I'll push the boat out and have extra batter)with chips and then catch the National Express back to Digbeth, Birmingham, and then home to Ludlow.

Toodle pip!


Smurf said...

Assuming you don’t have a Myocardial Infarction on the way home!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could hijack the bus and head for LOndon??

Mild Colonial Boy, Esq. said...


Have you thought about moving to the colonies - the Queensland conservative coalition could do with a few candidates of your calibre (and there are plenty of bananas here too.)

Christopher Glamorgan said...

Hang in there, your time will come!

Cato, author of said...

This is shocking news. Perhaps if you had marketed yourself as an immigrant gay monkey they might have felt honour bound to select you as being representative of the new Conservative Party?