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Sunday, 30 September 2007

Defection rumours are FALSE

There have been rumours of a high profile conservative defecting to Labour during next week's conference. I have been directly approached to ask if it is me.

Categorically I would like to state for the record that this is something I would not consider. I am the Monkey with a BLUE rosette, and no other colour. I'm a conservative monkey.

Furthermore, I won't be going to conference, as my bosses won't let me have time off work. The directory enquiries company talks about having a great outlook for work/life balance, but I've found out the hard way in this call centre that the work/life balance thing only counts if you live to work! I've only just managed to pursuade them to allow me a single day off so I can go to Yorkshire for a selection meeting on Tuesday. An e-mail from a senior party official has stated my attendance at conference is mandatory as a high profile candidate, but unfortunately, I won't be there.

So regardless of my conflict with the seniors in the party at the moment, I won't EVER be voting or supporting Labour!


1 comment:

CFD Ed said...

Ah Monkey – I feel obliged to point out that should you ever begin to experience some leftwards political slippage you have only to cross the pond and become a democrat, thus still being represented by blue.

It all depends on weather you have the rosette more because you like blue best, or are of conservative inclination.

What will you do if Sauron offers you real power Frodo?