Councillor Wilberforce (Will) Monk, the infamous Monkey with a Blue Rosette, has sadly died after being killed by a Labour Party rival. An incident occured only moments after Monkey realised his lifetime's goal of being elected into office. In the accident, his defeated opponent ran the Monkey over within minutes of Monkey being declared winner. Police are now holding the Labour opponent for questioning by MI5, as the Labour opponent was found in possession of a North Korean passport and several questionable documents from Pyongyang. It seems North Korean agents got to the Monkey in the end. Will was particularly afraid of North Koreans. Will Monk was kidnapped last year by Pyongyang agents.
This signifies the end of a bright, vibrant animal who had a promising political career ahead of him, and also the end of this blog.
Our condolences to his family and supporters. To honour the Monkey, we have put together the following farewell video, with the help of Johan, who supplied us with the photos.
Goodbye, Will. You will be missed.
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9 comments:
Now what's happening here? This is too cryptic for a wounded Higham to fathom. The blog endeth? Surely not.
Blasted Koreans i warned that monkey on facebook to watch his back.
I think so many people will be so sad at the death of Monkey with a Blue Rosette. he was always his own person. he was always fiercely independent. he was politics at its best - and I think he will be sadly missed in all parts of Smithfield Car Park.
p.s. Just what I need - another bloody by-election...
Life will never be the same again... sob, sob.
What a sad event to have happened so shortly after such a good election results day.
Monkey you will be sadly missed :(
Crikey. Goodbye you little sod. You were amusing.
Please inform me of the funeral. I need to pay my last respects.
Damn Commos - they killed the Future Leader of the British Conservative Party.
I'm glad the Monkey has gone. Never could stand the little bugger :-)
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