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Friday, 2 May 2008

Goodbye Will. RIP.

Councillor Wilberforce (Will) Monk, the infamous Monkey with a Blue Rosette, has sadly died after being killed by a Labour Party rival. An incident occured only moments after Monkey realised his lifetime's goal of being elected into office. In the accident, his defeated opponent ran the Monkey over within minutes of Monkey being declared winner. Police are now holding the Labour opponent for questioning by MI5, as the Labour opponent was found in possession of a North Korean passport and several questionable documents from Pyongyang. It seems North Korean agents got to the Monkey in the end. Will was particularly afraid of North Koreans. Will Monk was kidnapped last year by Pyongyang agents.

This signifies the end of a bright, vibrant animal who had a promising political career ahead of him, and also the end of this blog.

Our condolences to his family and supporters. To honour the Monkey, we have put together the following farewell video, with the help of Johan, who supplied us with the photos.

Goodbye, Will. You will be missed.

Smithfield Car Park Conservatives.

10 comments:

Semaj Mahgih said...

Now what's happening here? This is too cryptic for a wounded Higham to fathom. The blog endeth? Surely not.

katekatekatekate said...

Blasted Koreans i warned that monkey on facebook to watch his back.

Mark M Heenan said...

I think so many people will be so sad at the death of Monkey with a Blue Rosette. he was always his own person. he was always fiercely independent. he was politics at its best - and I think he will be sadly missed in all parts of Smithfield Car Park.

p.s. Just what I need - another bloody by-election...

Miss Wagstaff said...

Life will never be the same again... sob, sob.

Grendel said...

A sad day indeed.

Laura-Rose said...

What a sad event to have happened so shortly after such a good election results day.

Monkey you will be sadly missed :(

Damon Lord said...

Crikey. Goodbye you little sod. You were amusing.

Praguetory said...

Please inform me of the funeral. I need to pay my last respects.

Mild Colonial Boy, Esq. said...

Damn Commos - they killed the Future Leader of the British Conservative Party.

Political Rhino said...

I'm glad the Monkey has gone. Never could stand the little bugger :-)