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Sunday, 7 October 2007

Reward offered

This is PC Pyatt, investigating the case of the kidnapped local celebrity in Barmpotsby, Will Monk, who is conservative Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for the constituency.

A reward is being offered, pictured below, for information that leads to the successful arrest of the kidnapper of Will Monk, the Monkey with a Blue Rosette.

Due to the unusual nature of this case, we are asking people not to contact the Barmpotsby Police Station direct with information, but rather provide info only via the comments section on this blog.


Smurf said...

I don't care what the photofit says, I reckon Michael Jackson's got him.

Cato, author of said...

Blimey that's some reward! Anyone who knows anything about this distressing disappearance would be bananas to turn it down ...